Saturday, November 30, 2013

Dangerous Mustaches, Naked Crayons and Squashzilla (Parts 1 & 2)

Word of the day:
pleito= argument (informal)
panzona- pregnant lady
arandano- cranberry

This week was pretty great because I was actually in San Miguel for the whole week after a long abscence. It was nice to be "home," even if classes were mostly over and not much was going on.

Rainbow! As seen from the backyard

                        Hopping around in a mini lesson during our last English training of the year!

                             Delicious Thanksgiving dinner! Made even better by the Gallo mas Gallo plates

This knife was definitely overqualified for potato peeling

The only one to deal with a giant ayote is a football hold.

On Sunday, I went to Las Palomas to plan a training with my counterpart Rafael and chat about cultural differences like we usually do. I also got to see his adorable new baby girl. His wife handed her off to me, which was funny because I am terrible at holding babies, mostly because I'm not particularly experienced at it. People here assume (perhaps rightly) that a 24 year old should know how to hold a baby, which makes me extremely nervous when people hand their children off to me football style: "Here, take her!" Hopefully with my host sister's baby I'll get some practice.

On Monday, we sort of taught class, but stopped pretty quickly because the teachers needed to turn in their grades.

On Tuesday, we actually taught 1 full class, before a teacher's meeting put a halt to any educational aspirations. We taught adjectives to 7th grade, and had kids modify a "Boring Story" to make it more interesting using adjectives. One of the nouns they had to modify was "mustaches." A lot of them chose the phrase "dangerous mustaches." When I tried to get a justification from them, they refused to admit it didn't make sense and told me "It's dangerous for eating or it's dangerous because it will get into the food." Never thought of it that way, but I suppose that's true. 

In the afternoon, my sitemate and I were going to make hand turkeys with a bunch of kids, but we didn't really get to school in time to invite the kids because school ended before 9 am. Womp womp. I'd made recycled googly eyes (from old medicine wrappers) and everything. We did however go work at the garden in the Casa Materna. Some of our plants didn't grow very well or at all, but we have a squash or possibly a melon plant that is literally out of control, climbing up a mango tree into the neighbors yard, as well as invading pretty much the rest of the garden. It's covered with flowers so hopefully we'll get some good nutritious fruits or veggies from the panzonas out of everything.

On Wednesday, I went to Las Palomas, and actually taught 2 full pretty productive classes with my counterpart Rafael. After getting a free ride home, I was about a block from my house when my little extremely mischievous neighbors saw me. Their eyes lit up. "Emily, can we color?" I was exhausted for no reason, but I didn't have any real reason to say no and no real desire to spend the next few hours hiding from them. Upon further inspection, I realized they were incredibly dirty, having no doubt rolled about in some piles on mud or whatever it is they do. I solved this by sticking them on the front part of our porch. Things were gonna very smoothly until I overhead "taking their clothes off." "Who's taking their clothes off?" I asked, concerned. I then realized it was the crayons that were getting naked as my neighbors stripped them of their wrappers. All over the damn porch. So much for keeping them busy and out of trouble. An hour later, a bunch more kids had showed up, like bees attracted to honey, and then they all started fighting and things ended in tears surprisingly quickly. A pretty typical day at Emily's impromptu preschool.

Thursday, Thanksgiving(!!!!), was ironically one of the best days I've ever had in San Miguelito. It was a little bit chilly in the morning, with a wonderful refreshing breeze, and the lake was dark blue and choppy. You could see volcanoes of the Isla de Ometepe clearer than I've ever seen them. I had a brief instant of never wanting to leave.

 In the morning, we had our last English teacher training of the year, about strategies for teaching vocabulary to beginning students. Had I remembered it was Thanksgiving, I undoubtedly would have tried to change the date, but alas, we went ahead. In retrospect, it was probably actually really good to be busy.

I think it was the best training we gave this year. I gave a short presentation and then two of my counterparts, Rafael and Jonathan, presented two mini lessons using vocab teaching strategies in Japanese and German, respectively. They both nailed it and it was so cool to see them feeling comfortable and confident enough to do present a mini lesson in a 3rd language. I'm really thankful that I have a really cool town where people are very open to trainings, both teachers and MINED administrators: it's really productive.

In the afternoon, my sitemate Christina and I cooked a Thanksgiving dinner for our little group of English teachers at my house. It was quite the adventure. First, we went shopping all over town to find a few more ingredients. We knew we wouldn't find turkey, so we settled for chicken, but we also couldn't find any whole chickens, so we wound up just cooking pieces. We also thought we wouldn't have any pumpkin pie because we couldn't find any cans in Managua, BUT my friend Kleydi saved the day. Apparently, her grandmother had a type of squash that was too ripe and too sweet to use like they normally do. That sounded perfect and so she hooked us up. However, we were trying to get the texture to be smoother in the blender, the squash leaked out all over the kitchen when it got stuck and made a gigantic mess. We managed to clean it up though and luckily we had enough extra squash to start over.

In between some chats with my family back home, we cooked up:
·         Chicken ("con sabor a pavo"- with imaginary turkey flavor)
·          Mashed potatoes made with cream in a bag, one of my favorite and least healthy Nica foods
·         Cranberry sauce
·         Stuffing (made from day old pan tostado that the bakery has and some spices)
·         Carrots (sort of kind of braised)
·         Beet and orange salad
·         Corn
·         Ayote pumpkin pie!


It was awesome to see everyone's eyes when we brought the food out to the porch. I think my counterpart Antonio said it best: "Do you eat like this every day?" I wish.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Updates

Words of the day:
vago/a- short for vagabundo/a aka wanderer
pataperro/a- same thing

Howdy y'all, been a while, eh?  Things have been not the greatest of late, so I've been a little bit harragana (lazyyy) about posting. Been a little sick and stuff, a little bit vaga (work related mostly) and just generally a little bit of a mess. Could be worse.

Anecdotes from the last month or so:
  • Salad and vegetables are necessary, but very evil.
  • I had an extremely failed attempt to help the Ministry of Education edit a textbook. After eating something that was not friends with my stomach, I projectile vomited on their lawn. I was wearing a dress so naturally I got catcalled. Classy on everyone's part.
  •  In a rural community called Las Palomas, my soccer team played the muddiest game I've ever participated in. We lost to them even though a lot of them weren't wearing shoes at all. Then, the next week they also beat us on our home turf. At least we tied to Never Oporta last week. Victories ahead. I also went to a soccer practice that was mostly attended by 7 year old boys.
  • We had another reasonably successful English training in San Miguelito on the Pre-During-Post framework for teaching Listening Activities and a shorter training on using rubrics.
  •  Started attending exercise class with a bunch of awesome middle- aged women. It's sort of like going to a club 2 years ago in terms of the music selection. Except when we dance Palo de Mayo.
  • Learned what almond trees look like.  I don't think they are the same as what I know as an almond. More intrigued by this question than I should be.
  • My sitemate put on an Entrepreneurship Competition as part of the Small Business program through Peace Corps. Students create a business as part of a year long class on entrepreneurship. The winners of the San Miguelito competition were a bunch of my students in Las Palomas. Their company was called "Inconditional Love"  and they made a candy to help women during their period. I also went to their competition in San Carlos which was pretty cool, where "Inconditional Love" took 3rd. The winners were cow themed, como no, a biogas for cooking made from cow manure and a "all natural" mineral supplement for cattle.
  • We expertly celebrated Halloween with two volunteers from San Carlos and two nica friends.We cooked "brains" with a "blood" sauce and carved a watermelon and a squash. Then we went star gazing at the dock and threw our carvings into Lake Nicaragua. Heathens. Nicaraguans generally conflate Halloween with devil worship so there were a lot of interesting conversations that week.
  • My host sister had a baby. He's very cute, except he now is living in the room next to me. I think it's time to move.
  •  I went to a English Conference in Nueva Guinea, a cowboy/jungle/ English loving paradise of about 100,000 people in the middle of nowhere. It was a lot of fun. I did a presentation on cognates which involved origami, como no, and modifying common classroom instructions to make them more user friendly for beginners. I also accidentally made a "that's what she said" joke and an even more awkward joke about imperalism. Coffee made me do it. It was a great time, hanging out and being weird with other PC pals. I also ended up giving someone else's presentation on teaching speaking using critical thinking because he had to go back to Managua due to an emergency. That was interesting. After the conference was over, we hung out Las Verbenas, a really cool place outside of town which has a pool and relaxing jungle huts. The pool has an amusingly phallic shape.
  • I finally went to Chinandega to teach at a really cool training Peace Corps is doing with an organization called Fundacion Uno. Back to back weekends were a little brutal, but not the worst. English teachers receive 8 hour trainings on Sundays to improve their English, all expenses paid. They are awesome and really motivated which is amazing and a nice change from teaching teenagers. As a result, got to hang out in Leon, which is a beautiful and wonderful city and catch up with a lot of people, which was fabulous. Also had a nice afternoon at the beach in Las Penitas with TEFLeros Chelsea and Jamey. Also,we ate all the things, including Leon style repochetas which are essentially giant hunks of cheese and pizza and quesillo. O the dairy.
  • I've tried to express the past tense of "swell" as "swolled" rather than "swelled" on several occasions now. Peace Corps English.
  •  I've read too many books.  

And that's about all.