Yesterday, I was studying on my porch when a bunch of the chavalos across the street dared this one girl to come over and ask me "Where do you live?"
Good question, little ones. I myself am not quite sure what the correct
answer is. I told them that I was going to live here for two years but that I
am from the United States. Then they asked me if I had "the chip,"
aka the computer chip that according to a completely absurd news report is what
Obama is apparently going to implant in every American citizen now that he's
been relected. I told them that the chip is a lie and showed them my wrist to
prove that it was chipless. The little girl replied, "Well, only Jesus
knows if you have the chip or not." I countered this logic with "Sure,
but I think Jesus would tell you that the chip is a lie." Then I showed
them pictures of my house and family in the United States to prove to them that
I am indeed humanoid and not part computer.
Then, at their suggestion, we played "Mando, Mando" a game in
which I would name objects and they would go find them in the street. This
resulted in a giant pile of flowers and
leaves on the porch which I later redistributed, so as not to be a cruel
dictatoress.
Basically kids are super entertaining, especially when they aren't yours.
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