Reality check

You know you are a ex-vegetarian Peace Corps nerd when the fantasy that gets you through an extremely nauseating 6 hr bus ride in which the bus gets a flat tire, stops at a fish factory and you have a random woman's child on your lap eating a piece of corn and getting kernels all over your clothes is the thought of going to an air-conditioned grocery store and buying spinach.

Mission accomplished and it feels so good.